Friday, November 21, 2008

Things you can only get away with saying at Thanksgiving

Received a cute email so I thought I would Share!

1. Talk about huge breasts!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14 You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

8 comments:

jennykate77 said...

I've seen this before...too funny :)

You mean it's NOT ok to say those things on days other than Thanksgiving? LOL

Have a fabulous Friday!

Yaya said...

That's so funny!!

Award for you at my blog tomorrow!

Trying to Stay Calm! said...

Hey I hope you have an awesome weekend! Check out my blog to get your awards with l♥ts of l♥ve from me :) ♥ Hugs! :) Shauna
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feather k said...

u so bad...sara...I don't want to hear anything like this next week :)

feather k said...

surprise for you on my new post...

heathersister said...

Happy Birthday Sara.

Merry SITSmas too.

heathersister said...

Love that post too!!

jennykate77 said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!